a series of good things, by Jordan Matelsky

The Theory Of Grudgingly Necessary Disambiguation states that:

…given a topic of x public interest, where x = [.05, 1.00];
…given a name length of less than ten syllables (as per Wikipedia entry);
…given a double-entendre potentiality of y > .05;

The following holds true:

- There will be a band of that topic name
- There will be a link to a disambiguation page in order to differentiate between the topic itself and its identically-named band on the appropriate Wikipedia page
- A reader will be directed to the band’s page instead of the topic’s page .5(100xy) percent of the time, leading to
- Confusion and distress when realizing that the band, “Disambiguation (disambiguation)” is only a recursive internet phenomena, and does not actually produce music.